leslie and jeff in synchronized cooking.

most pots and all burners in use...

wild mushroom and sausage lasagna with red pepper tomato sauce. cook/prep time: 3.5 hours. (www.epicurious.comrecipes/recipe_views/views/11626)

serving suggestion if you, as bryan does, churn through 8,000 calories/day

paul, mia, and beer: the hamms' long and glorious tradition

the man with an electrical engineering degree attempts to replace the batteries in leslie's street-vendor purchased mermaid lighter.

he thinks he's figured it out! but alas, he has not only failed to replace the batteries, but also broken it beyond repair. so if anyone runs across a mermaid lighter with blinking nipples that plays "fur elise," pick one up for us, please.

leslie's threaded brow

leslie--now with 50% less eyebrow!

nicole and leyla bond with bella at a potluck.

nicole and leslie are camera buddies

our musical entertainment and sing-along leaders

leslie, diana, and someone i don't know

nicole attempts to calm the manic bella

Rain in Fremont!!